N $ 750.00 ham sandwich
Oh, it was crazy, it really happened. Now assume that you are in a hospital, and tomorrow, you think of going home. Well, tomorrow morning, and anxiety is evident. You even have to go to the bathroom a lot more to finally get discharged from the hospital.
Well, now it is 7:45 in the table in the room, come with your doctor. "Good Morning Doc" and the doctor responds with a cheery "Good morning, Louie" I thinkWe can get you off this morning. Show me a couple of things here first.
Gets her little "finger sized" rubber hammer and beat on the kneecaps a few times. "Well," he said. "Let me see who has ears." When he checked everything and even the taps on his back a couple of times, he looks at you and says, "Well, Louie," I must let you go home tomorrow. Hooray! Finally.
The last thing the doctor does is take the diagram with notes attached tothe foot of the bed and get some items and put the clipboard back. Guess what did he do? It 'been signed and are no longer responsible for your well being, unless he makes a notation for you to return at a later time for an examination at his clinic. Has almost no longer works and legal and technical, you can go.
But, as you from your bed in your "Christian Dior" nightgown, sleeveless, with his back, and those who fancy pulling the stringsimpossible in all cases. Who in their right mind would design a gown that ties at the bottom and expect a grown man at 250 pounds to reach back and tie with "cheeks" of his bat does not show. Impossible. However, when you sneak back to your bathroom, and is the starting point to put their clothes on, here comes an offensive guard from New York Giants football team.
"Where Louie"? His bark. "I go home, my doctor says." Well, you aloneback to bed and wait until fall. Your mind begins to think. Well, I'm on the fourth floor of a four-story hospital, how the hell can something come down from upstairs, which does not exist? In any case, the nurse leaves yesterday and will appear shortly in this petite girl, dressed like a brownie "or someone at a birthday party and she said," What do you want for lunch "
He replied: "I'm going home this morning and not go to lunch," she says"Well I have to finish when you're still here because of possible delays and hungry." Yes, you say: "I want one of those ham and cheese sandwich.
Ham and cheese is about 11:30 and sure enough, you're a bit 'of hunger, so you chomp on it. Now the cards arrive at 1:00 and you are free. BUT, guess what 'ham and cheese on side. Why you were looking for technically still in hospital after the 11:00 checkout time, you had to pay extradays in hospital and was $ 750.00 WOW what a lesson.
It happens all the time. Check with your cousin who is a nurse or your neighbor. They do it all the time. No wonder medical costs are out of our rankings.
Regis Sauger
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